Really Lanny, is that the best you can do? P-Diddy said that if I don't vote he'll kill me. You're going to need to step it up if you want to be taken seriously.

Also: According to our landlord, our house is haunted! This is so cool. Priscilla gave five reasons for why our house is haunted:

1. Priscilla believes that her difficulty with procurring reliable contractors to repair the house is a reflection of the house's unhealthy spiritual nature.
2. At one point a woman was pushed down the basement steps by her son and died.
3. A while ago a little girl living here would see a woman with a blue hat walking around the house.
4. Other residents have reported hearing strange noises.

I've been having quite a day with this. There are problems with joking about it so much, however:

1. I don't know anything about the capabilities of ghosts in general or the Woman with the Blue Hat in particular, but it seems conceivable to me that they would not be pleased with being treated lightly. I certainly wouldn't.
2. If I do ever uncover evidence of ghosts, no one will ever believe me...

posted by weiss @ 5:09 PM