"An industrial capitalist society that does not recognize ecological limits but only perpetual economic expansion and has the profit motive as driver, will eventually consume and destroy itself."
Holy Fire in My Pants! Understaffed by fifty percent! A company-wide hiring freeze until 2008! How can a mild-mannered online bookstore customer service rep maintain her unruffled demeanor? How can anyone survive such a telephonic hell?
Her savior: In your pants jokes!!
Brought to you by Searching for Alaska author John Green and his brother Ecogeek blogger Hank Green! Demonstrated to great acclaim in their daily vlog Brotherhood 2.0!
Break the tension in any situation! Simply attach "in my pants" to the end of any book title for instant hilarity that cuts through the angstiest of angsts and the schmertziest of weltschmertz.
Let's see it in action!
Wars of Blood and Faith in my pants! The ever mysterious Phantom Warrior in my pants! Sniper: A History of the U.S. Marksman in your pants! The War I Always Wanted in my pants! Uh oh, watch out for the The Deadly Embrace in my pants! Future Weapons in my pants! Bury us Upside Down in our pants! Girls, there's a Red Storm Rising in my pants! Raptor Force: Holy Fire in my pants! The Double Agents in my pants! The perennial favorite A Veteran's Guide to the Benefits in my pants! and its companion volume How to Raise an American in your pants!
And last but not least...
The Hard Way in your pants!
Customer Testimony: "Thank you in your pants jokes! You're a real lifesaver!"
You didn't just hear it from me folks, in your pants jokes are the edge-wave of the future! Buy in your pants jokes today at participating libraries and military bookstores. Get more in your pants action on you tube and brotherhood2.com.